Monday, December 21, 2015

Trump: The Lie of the year!

PolitiFact has been documenting Trump’s statements on their Truth-O-Meter, where they’ve rated 76 percent of them Mostly False, False or Pants on Fire, out of 77 statements checked. No other politician has as many statements rated so far down on the dial!

A few examples:
"I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down," he said at a Nov. 21 rally in Birmingham, Ala. "And I watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down. Thousands of people were cheering."

"The Mexican government ... they send the bad ones over."

"Whites killed by whites — 16%. Whites killed by blacks — 81%," said an image he shared on Twitter.   Most people are killed by someone they know, and someone of the same race.   The correct number for whites killed by whites was 82 percent in 2014, while the number of whites killed by blacks was 15 percent.

Get more of his lies at Politifact!

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Ted Cruz: Star Wars Homage to his Candidacy???

Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz seems to think the force is on his side, because he tweeted out a fan edit featuring footage of his campaign combined with audio from the final Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer.
Source: Mediaite

Carly Fiorina: President Obama ate Dogs! can't just make this sh*t up!   Forget God Bless America...God HELP America!

Donald J. Trump!

Fareed Zakaria: Compares Himself to German Jews!

Is this Trump? or Hitler?

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Sarah Palin's Plan to Defeat ISIS!

She was John McCain's selection for Vice President!!!

Monday, November 30, 2015

Thank you Carly Fiorina & the Rest of You Rethuglikkans!

Republican presidential candidates Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina, and Mike Huckabeee responded to the deadly shooting at a Colorado Planned Parenthood Sunday by reiterating false claims that the organization sells babies’ body parts.

More at Think Progress

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Gin & Tonic Anyone?

OK...someone here likes their Gin & Tonic!
Let's see...we have Booths (one of her favorites) among several others!
  • Bombay Sapphire...I think it's a biggie on the list of Gin drinkers!
  • Beefeaters!   A stalwart among you Gin drinkers!
  • Boodles...An acquired taste...but a good taste!
Then, during our recent trip to London, we were introduced to some of Britain's other beauties!
And...I think there's a bottle of Tanqueray around here somewhere! Wait a all Gins emanate from Britain?

I'm just sayin'!   I'm a Barcardi man myself!

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

President Carson!

You just can't make this sh*t up!!!
  • Women who get abortions are like slaveholders
  • Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery
  • ‘Hitler’ could happen in the U.S. today
  • Jews could have prevented the Holocaust if they had guns
  • College campuses should be monitored for liberal political speech
  • Muslims should be disqualified from the presidency
  • There’s a war on ‘what’s inside of women’
  • Being gay is a choice because prison turns people gay
  • There’s no such thing as a war crime
  • Obama is depressing the economy to keep people on welfare
  • Obama signed immigration reform to bring in government-dependent voters
  • Congress should be able to remove judges for voting for marriage equality
  • Anarchy could cancel the 2016 election
More details on the above statements from Dr. Ben at Think Progress!

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Monday, October 26, 2015

The Donald!   WTF? now they're saying that Ben Carson is ahead in the Iowa polls!   I have the same reaction!   WTF???

Sunday, October 11, 2015

An e-mail from my room-mate!

He was more than just a room-mate during our junior year!   He is a dearly beloved lifelong friend.   We belonged to different fraternities and and we are not of the same race.   Our backgrounds are different...but we share so much in common!   He sent me this e-mail out of the blue and I wepted!   Every time I read it I still weep.   I love this Dude!

I loved re-reading your "Journey to Dubuque" just now.   I think as roommates we talked about our stories enough that I knew much of it, but I liked reading from the perspective of looking back after 50 years of growth and life.

As dissimilar as our lives may have seemed as we came to Dubuque, we had similar stories.   I was surrounded by wealth and privilege but perhaps because my father began his career as a retail salesman and gradually became more successful, and had eight kids, we always, from my perspective, were many steps behind the Joneses.   Not that we were lacking in material things, just that our expectation (and entitlement) was so much less than those around us… just like you.

But more to the point, I think the love that each of us found in our homes and the openness that somehow was taught to us or bred in us, made us brothers in spirit even before we got to know each other.   I think it was 1965 when we became friends.

At the time, I was so dumb or sheltered I had no idea how big a deal it was for us to decide to be roommates.   I had of course witnessed prejudice all my life but my family always gave me to believe that it was ignorant and shameful.   New Canaan was an enlightened community where race was never even mentioned, except to disparage Southerners in the news for being racist.   It was just, I supposed, coincidence that I never had more than 1 or 2 black classmates throughout K-12.   Later, I had gone through the agony of trying to integrate our fraternity but I guess I chose to believe that it was the 1 nay vote system that was my undoing.   I mean even many a 100 proof WASP, Biff or Chip had trouble not getting at least 1 secret nay out of 26.

Maybe it was that experience that spurred me to try and talk you into taking a chance on me.   But I honestly think it was just that I felt that you were a kindred spirit.   And wasn’t that ditsy, flighty, 19 year old me, right about that one thing?

You made my last 3 years at Dubuque better and broader and more fulfilling.   I learned more from you in subtle ways, than Soc, Psyc and 20 other courses rolled into one.   You were a kind and patient friend who forgave me my naiveté about the larger world and took me into your circle.   And we always had fun.

As I’ve grown and matured, I realize that you are and have always been the type of guy that many people feel is a kindred spirit.   Your easy-going, fun-loving, goodness is magnetic.   I believe it makes those around you a little better.   Even me.

Much love old dear friend, Rooms

Thursday, October 8, 2015

The crazies in the GOP are really crazy!!!

  • President Barack Obama is a Muslim.   Numerous polls show that more than 50 percent of all Republicans believe this untrue claim to be true.
  • President Barack Obama is not a legal citizen of the Unites States.   A September poll shows 29 percent of Republican voters believe Obama was born outside of the United State, not in Hawaii, where he was born.
  • Forty-nine percent of Republicans do not believe in evolution.
  • Allied forces did not find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq after we invaded, but more than 41 percent of Republicans believe they did in a 2015 poll.
  • Numerous Republican politicians claim Planned Parenthood officials sell fetal tissue so they can buy Lamborghinis.
  • Roughly 40 percent of Republican voters do not believe the earth is warming because of human activity.
  • Iran does not have the capacity to attack the U.S. with nuclear weapons, but 45 percent of Republicans think it does and that military action is needed right now.
  • Some GOP presidential candidates and members of Congress believe ISIS intends to attack the U.S. on our soil; they don’t buy the idea that what ISIS really wants is a Islamic caliphate in and around Syria.
  • Republicans in the House claim simply “repealing” Obamacare is a practical and politically possible option.
  • Over a third of Republican voters believe Donald Trump represents their best shot at winning the presidency.
Source: DecodeDC!

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Sunday, September 20, 2015

The Rethuglican Wackos Update!

Donald Trump
The Negro in the White House may be a Muslim from Kenya?   I'm going to build a 2000 mile wall (aka...The Trump Wall) and have Mexico pay for it because I'm rich and some of my best friends are Muslims, Mexicans, Chinese and "the Blacks"...and they're great, fabulous people!!!

Ben Carson
A Muslim should never be the President of the United States.   Check the U.S. Constitution Doctor!   Oh, by the way, if you go to jail you may become a homosexual because it's a choice!

Carly Fiorina
I wreaked havoc on Hewlitt Packard and I will do the same for Planned Parenthood!

Mike Huckabee
If Kim Davis has to go to jail...I'll go in her place!

Jeb Bush
"My brother kept this country safe"!   (Jeb...did you forget 9/11????)   If my memory serves me correct, Condelisa Rice handed Dubya an alert in August of that year that stated that Al Queda was planning an attack on America!!!

Ted Cruz
Religion!   Religion!   Religion!   Doesn't know if President Obama is a Christian.

As an aside...
I won't even go into all the other wackos and their position on the Affordable Care Act (or their preferred term..."Obamacare") nor their position on same-sex marriage!   For them...same-sex marriage is an abomination that will take all of us to hell!   Did I mention religious bigotry!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2015

The GOP Debate???

If any of these clowns win the Presidency...I'm leaving!   Good-bye America!!!

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Kentucky's Kim Davis!

Hopefully you haven't been living under a rock!   Is this crazy or is it just me?

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

President Obama: A Muslim born in Kenya!

Okay Rethuglikkkans!

BTW...Ted Cruz was born in Canada...not to mention his Cuban born wacko Dad!
Source: Shock Poll

Monday, August 31, 2015

Trumpeting Trump!

Just a few words to describe "The Donald"!   More details (word associations) here about all the other clowns in this circus...including the Democrats!

Monday, August 17, 2015

Julian Bond - R.I.P.

January 14, 1940 – August 15, 2015
An American social activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement, politician, professor, and writer.   Julian Bond helped to establish the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee (SNCC).

Tuesday, August 11, 2015


It's a sad day in America!

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Uber in London!

Ok!   Here in London visiting my daughter and son-in-law.   Had our first Uber experience!   It was awesome.   Daughter sent in a "request" and two minutes later a driver shows up to take us back to my daughter's apartment and for a really good price!   Gotta try this when I get back home!   Awesome!

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

The Rethuglikkkan Circus Tent Got Even Fatter!

At a time when many Republicans are racing to distance themselves from Donald J. Trump, Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey is forging an unusual path: He’s taking pains to emphasize that, although he found Mr. Trump’s comments on illegal immigrants “inappropriate,” the real estate baron is a “friend,” the two are “close” and Mr. Trump is “a good guy.”   More about clown Christie at The New York Times.

But the clown car continued to fill up!

There's the "Illegal Alien...Mr. Birther"...Donald Trump!

Mr. "I love Organized Organized Labor"...Scott Walker!

Mr. "I love Mardi Gras and the Gays"...Bobby Jinal!

Ms. "Let me Kill Honeywell"...Carly Fiorina!

As an American, I'm embarrassed that these clowns are the best that America has to offer up to be one of the most powerful people in the world.   I've spoken to a few family and friends residing abroad and they tell me that the locals are questioning what's going on in America and laughing at this circus!   They may be laughing, but I'm crying!

Friday, June 26, 2015

The Sanctity of Marriage???

Ms. Sarah's daughter is pregnant again!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Jon Stewart: Charleston, S.C.   No Jokes!

Faux News & Mike Huckabee!

Thankfully, there's no way this wacko can be the President of the United States!   Okay...but wait a second, I keep forgetting about all the Bible toting, right wing nut cases out there!   Then again, there's always Faux News!   It''s all Obama's fault...because as Donald Trump insists, this Negro in the White House was not born in America!   But wait...isn't this the greatest country on earth?   NOT!!!

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Presidential Candidate...Rick Perry!
Another Rethugikkkan Clown in the Circus Tent!

I'm at a loss for words.   Without a doubt...more clowns plan to join the Rethuglikkan circus!

Thursday, June 4, 2015

2016 Presidential Candidate...Mike Huckabee!!!
Child Molesters...OK!   Transgender?   Not OK!

He wants to shower with the girls!
During the 2008 Republican primaries, this clown won the following states (Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Iowa, West Virginia, Tennessee, Kansas, Louisiana) and came in second in another 20+ states!!!   I've always maintained that Americans are not the smartest homo sapiens on earth!!!

Monday, June 1, 2015

President & First Lady Lindsey Graham!

Two for the price of one!   Who knew?   The Rethuglikkan circus tent continues to grow by leaps & bounds!

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sunni or Shia (aka...Shiite)? Ask Dubya or Cheney! They probably didn't know the difference!

Sunni or Shia?
Both are branches of Islam and the adherents of both are Muslims, all bound by the same Quran, the same five pillars of Islam – belief in one God, daily prayer, fasting, charity, and hajj, or pilgrimage. Where they mainly differ is on the question of who should have succeeded the Prophet Muhammad, who founded Islam in 620.

Sunnis and Shiites differ on who should have succeeded Muhammad after his death in 632. (We're talking almost 1500 years ago people!)   Sunnis supported the succession of Abu Bakr, the prophet’s friend; Shiite Muslims felt the rightful successor was the prophet’s son-in-law and cousin, Ali bin Abu Talib.

Sunnis believe Muslim leaders can be elected, or picked, from those qualified for the job.   Shiites believe leaders should be direct descendants of the Prophet Muhammad.   So they don’t recognize the same authority in Islam – kind of like the way Catholics and Protestants are all Christians and have the same Bible, but only Catholics recognize the authority of the pope.   And like Catholics and Protestants, both Sunnis and Shiites have their own religious holidays, customs and shrines.

The Kurds
In the continuing conflict in Iraq, Kurds frequently are mentioned alongside Iraq’s Sunni and Shia Muslim populations as one of the key groups involved in power struggles for which sharp religious divides have played a major part.   But while the Kurds are a crucial part of Iraq’s political makeup, they are an ethnic group, not a distinct religious sect within Islam.   Kurds are more appropriately compared to Arabs, the largest ethnic group in Iraq, or other regional ethnic groups such as Assyrians or Turkmen.

The Yazidis
One of the groups caught in the path of Sunni militants fighting under the banner of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) are the Yazidis, Violence against Yazidis predates the current offensive, although ISIS represents a more systematic threat to the group.

The Yazidis are an ethnically Kurdish religious group whose beliefs include elements similar to Zoroastrianism, Christianity and Islam. They are mainly concentrated in northern Iraq, but some also live in Syria, Turkey and a few other countries.

If you're still confused, perhaps this 4 minute video may help clear everything up!   It definitely helped me!!!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

In God/Allah...whoever...We Trust!  
Who's who at the Zoo!

Ok...all you wackos line up!
I have a hard time keeping up with who's who at this wacko zoo.   Who's killing who and why?   I still don't know why!

The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant is a jihadist rebel group that controls territory in Iraq and Syria and also operates in eastern Libya, the Sinai Peninsula of Egypt, and other areas of the Middle East,[24] North Africa, South Asia, and Southeast Asia. Many Islamic and non-Islamic communities judge the group to be unrepresentative of Islam.
The United Nations has held ISIL responsible for human rights abuses and war crimes, and Amnesty International has reported ethnic cleansing by the group on a "historic scale". The group has been designated as a terrorist organization by the United Nations, the European Union, the United Kingdom, the United States, Australia, Canada, Indonesia, Malaysia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Egypt, India, and Russia. Over 60 countries are directly or indirectly waging war against ISIL.

Al-Qaeda has its origins in the uprising against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Thousands of volunteers from around the Middle East came to Afghanistan as mujahideen, warriors fighting to defend fellow Muslims. In the mid-1980s, Osama bin Laden became the prime financier for an organization that recruited Muslims from mosques around the world. These "Afghan Arab" mujahideen, which numbered in the thousands, were crucial in defeating Soviet forces.

The Taliban is an Islamic fundamentalist political movement in Afghanistan. It spread throughout Afghanistan and formed a government, ruling as the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan from September 1996 until December 2001. While in power, it enforced a strict interpretation of Sharia, or Islamic law, an interpretation of which leading Muslims have been highly critical. The Taliban were condemned internationally for their brutal treatment of women.

From 1995 to 2001, the Pakistani Inter-Services Intelligence and military are widely alleged by the international community to have provided support to the Taliban. Pakistan is accused by many international officials of continuing to support the Taliban. Pakistan states that it dropped all support for the group after 9/11. Al-Qaeda also supported the Taliban with regiments of imported fighters from Arab countries and Central Asia.

Hamas' 1988 charter states that Hamas "strives to raise the banner of Allah over every inch of Palestine" (Article Six) and that "Israel will exist and will continue to exist until Islam will obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it." Article Thirty-One of the Charter states: "Under the wing of Islam, it is possible for the followers of the three religions—Islam, Christianity and Judaism—to coexist in peace and quiet with each other.

Hezbollah emerged in South Lebanon during a consolidation of Shia militias as a rival to the older Amal Movement. Hezbollah played a significant role in the Lebanese civil war, opposing American forces in 1982–83 and opposing Amal and Syria during the 1985–88 War of the Camps. However, Hezbollah's early primary focus was ending Israel's 18-year-long occupation of southern Lebanon[2] following Israel's 1982 invasion and siege of Beirut.[41] When the Shia population of southern Lebanon realized that Israel had no intention of leaving, they rebelled. Amal, the main Lebanese Shia political group, initiated guerrilla warfare.

Boko Haram:
Boko Haram was founded as a Sunni Islamic fundamentalist sect advocating a strict form of sharia law and developed into a Salafist-jihadi group in 2009. Boko Haram killed more than 5,000 civilians between July 2009 and June 2014, including at least 2,000 in the first half of 2014, in attacks occurring mainly in northeast, north-central and central Nigeria.[16][17][18] Corruption in the security services and human rights abuses committed by them have hampered efforts to counter the unrest.[19][20] Since 2009 Boko Haram have abducted more than 500 men,[21][22] women and children, including the kidnapping of 276 schoolgirls from Chibok in April 2014.[23] 650,000 people had fled the conflict zone by August 2014, an increase of 200,000 since May; by the end of the year 1.5 million had fled.

Who am I missing?   Here's a whole list of the other wackos!

But then again (from a Christian perspective)...there's always
Mike Huckabee!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Happy (???) Memorial Day???

Ain't sh*t to be happy about today!   The kids that gave their lives in Vietnam, Iraq (WMD?) and Afghanistan...didn't give their lives for their country.   They gave their lives for some warped political/military industrial complex ideologies.   It's pathetic!
And they left behind millions of loved ones who are probably asking...WHY?
  • Vietnam - Over 58,000 lives lost...and now it's a top tourist destination for Americans!
  • Afghanistan - Over 2,000 killed and almost 19,000 wounded!
  • Irag (aka...WMD) - Almost 4,500 killed and over THIRTY THOUSAND wounded!
These three stooges ought to be dragged in front of the International Court of Justice!

I'm really sadden about those who lost their lives in the insanity of war!
I sure ain't Happy today!

Thursday, May 14, 2015

The Bible Belt Huckster!

In the 2008 Rethuglican Presidential primaries, Mr. Huckster won EIGHT primary states!   Are you f*cking kidding me!   Those states are the usual suspects...Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Iowa, West Virginia (caucus), Tennessee, Kansas, Louisiana...but I'm really disappointed in Iowa!   I went to college there!   So when did Iowa join the Bible belt's Evangelical Christians?   Ugh!

You know this wacko isn't happy about the latest Pew Research findings (see below).

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Changing U.S. Religious Landscape!

Needless to say...this is gonna piss off the current cast of the Rethuglican clowns that have declared their run for the Presidency of the United States, not to mention more Rethuglican wackos on the Presidential horizon, the Evangelicals and many more right-wing wackos!

In the meantime, my Haitian "Reverend", from across the street, just pulled up in his brand new Cadillac XTS!!!   Go figure!   I wonder how many folks in his congregation drive and XTS???   I'm just sayin'.

Pew Research details here.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Ben Carson - I'm a Neurosugeon and I'm Running for the President of the United States!

I hate to tell you Dr. Ben, but your wife does not look like First Lady material...but then're not Presidential material either!

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Another Clown Car Just Pulled Up to the Rethuglican's Circus Tent!

What scares me the most is that Mr. Huckabee, and the other clowns at the Rethuglican circus, have an actual following!   You just can't make this sh*t up!   Only in America!

PS.   BTW...Mr. Huckabee is the author of "Gods, Grits, Guns and Gravy"!   To me, there is some thinking that he is as qualified to be President of the United States as much as Mrs. Palin was qualified to be a heart-beat away from the Presidency of the United States!   But then again, currently, there are other options...Carson and Fiorina!   WTF!

Monday, May 4, 2015

The Rethuglican Circus Tent is starting to fill up!

Ben Carson:
Retired brain surgeon and conservative commentator Ben Carson announced today that he will be be running for the Republication nomination for President of The United States!   Even though Carson has never held public office, his short time in the spotlight has given him plenty of opportunity to make controversial and often factually incorrect statements.
  • Anarchy could cancel the 2016 election
  • Congress should be able to remove judges for voting for marriage equality
  • Being gay is a choice because prison turns people gay
  • There’s no such thing as a war crime
  • Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery
  • Obama is depressing the economy to keep people on welfare
  • Obama signed immigration reform to bring in government-dependent voters
Read all the details behind his wacko statements at Think Progress!

Carly Fiorina:
Mrs. Fiorina ran Hewlett-Packard into the ground and still got rewarded for it in the end, unlike many of the employees who lost everything through no fault of their own!

Marco Rubio:
Whoops...almost forgot about him!

  • I believe in protecting life but I'm not a chauvinist. (Mar 2013)
  • Pro-life, but understands that woman's right is the law. (Jun 2012)
  • Expand birth control exemption for faith-based organizations. (Jun 2012)
  • Opposed Sotomayor nomination based on her Roe support. (Jun 2012)
  • No right to privacy, that resulted in the Roe v. Wade. (Feb 2010)
  • Require ultrasounds before performing abortions. (Feb 2010)
  • Voted against funding stem cell research. (Apr 2006)
  • Opposes both federal abortion funding & judicial activism. (Aug 2010)
  • Supports prohibiting human embryonic stem cell research. (Aug 2010)
  • Supports giving legal protection to unborn children. (Sep 2010)
  • Prohibit federal funding for abortion. (May 2011)
See the details behind each of Mr. Rubio's comments at "On the Issues".

More Rethuglican wackos are expected to join the circus later this week.   All this scares the hell out of me!   But then again, in my opinion, the majority of the American electorate are not the sharpest knives in the drawer!

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Rand Paul is the 2nd One to enter the Rethuglican's Circus Car!   Wacko Ted Cruz beat him to the punch!!!

Can't wait for the other wackos to join the fray!   What scares the sh*t out of me is the number of followers they have!   But, then again, 47% of the folks that voted in the 2012 Presidential election thoughrt that Sarah Palin was qualified to be Vice President of the United States!!!

OK...the 1st Wacko just got into the Circus Car!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2015

My Girl...Michele Bachmann!

You just can't make this sh*t up!!!

Pat Robertson!   WTF?   The 700 Club?

I was trying to find out the number of members in his so-called 700 Club!   One member is one to0 many!   Hopefuly, he'll die before me!

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Culture High!

This is perhaps the most incredible, informative documentary I have ever seen.   Initially I thought it was just about the legalization of marajiuana, but it is so much...much...much more than that!!!   This is a must see your government at work!

You can watch the full documentary via Vimeo for $4.99 or via Netflix.   Do yourself a favor and watch this.   It is perhaps the greatest two hours of your time!   Trust me!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Ted Cruz & Spouse sign up for Obamacare!

You just can't make this sh*t up!!!

Ted Cruz, one of the loudest critics of Obamacare, will soon be using it for health insurance coverage.   "We will presumably go on the exchange and sign up for health care and we're in the process of transitioning over to do that," Cruz, a Republican candidate for president, told The Des Moines Register Tuesday.   Cruz's wife, Heidi, is going on an unpaid leave of absence from her job at Goldman Sachs to join Cruz full time on the campaign trail, Cruz told the Register.   Asked if it chafes at all to have to rely on Obamacare, Cruz told the Register: "Well, it is written in the law that members will be on the exchanges without subsidies just like millions of Americans so that's – I think the same rules should apply to all of us.   Members of Congress should not be exempt."   But, Cruz added, he'd still like to see Obamacare repealed in its entirety.

Source: The Des Moines Register

And if the above doesn't convince you that Mr. Cruz is a nut job...there's always his switch to a preference for country music after September 9th, 2011!

Like I said, you just can't make this sh*t up, but what's even scarier is the number of ignorant/uniformed Americans that want this whack job to be President of the United States of America!   That scares the hell out of me!

But then again...there's always Mr. Huckabee and Mr. Santorum waiting in the wings!