Thursday, July 10, 2014

Louie Gohmert Proves That God Exists!

Background check below from

"Louie Gohmert is a Republican Representative from Texas (first elected in 2004) and an accomplished idiot.   He continues Texas' long, well-deserved reputation of electing eminently stupid people to federal office.   He survives by hewing as far right as he can go in an already right-wing state, including jumping on the birther train in 2009 and the Tea Party movement in 2010.   Despite getting elected year after year, as a representative, nothing he says accomplishes anything beyond wasting time, his proposed bills go nowhere, and his role on every House committee is to be a big dumb waste of space."

"However, he's tolerated by the Tea Party movement because he's a reliable supporter of whatever their political position du jour is, including opposing Obamacare, taxes, gun control, the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, and the American Jobs Act stimulus bill."

"What makes Gohmert remarkable isn't his run-of-the-mill Tea Party positions, but rather, that he defends them with incredibly stupid reasons.   Jesus hates taxes!   Gun control will lead to bestiality!   The American Jobs Act is an attack on marriage!   Obama talking to BP about the 2010 oil spill is just like Hitler!   Foreign aid to China will lead them to sell us food with cats and dogs in it!   Oil pipelines are good for wildlife!   Hate crimes legislation leads to necrophilia!"

Postscript: You just can't make this sh*t up!   Texans actually vote for this guy!!!

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