Ann Coulter: Soccer is Un-American!

Here's what Ms. Coulter had to say about the World Cup!

"I've held off on writing about soccer for a decade…or about the length of the average soccer game…so as not to offend anyone.   But enough is enough.   Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay."

"Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer.   In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls…all in front of a crowd.   When baseball players strike out, they're standing alone at the plate.   But there's also individual glory in home runs, touchdowns and slam-dunks."

"In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway.   There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised."  

"There's a reason perpetually alarmed women are called "soccer moms," not "football moms.   Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys.   No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level."

"I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer. The same people trying to push soccer on Americans are the ones demanding that we love HBO's "Girls," light-rail, Beyonce and Hillary Clinton."

"One group of sports fans with whom soccer is not "catching on" at all, is African-Americans. They remain distinctly unimpressed by the fact that the French like it."

"Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European.   Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine."

"If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law.   I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer.   One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time."

You can read her entire WACKO post here!

FOOTNOTE:
Ann Coulter is an American conservative social and political commentator, writer, syndicated columnist, and lawyer.   She rose to prominence in the 1990s as an outspoken critic of the Clinton administration.
Well known for her unapologetic conservative political opinions and the controversial ways in which she presents and defends them, Coulter likes to "stir up the pot", and does not "pretend to be impartial or balanced, as broadcasters do".