
Kid: "Ok, what do we talk about?"
Man: (making fun of the kid) "How about nuclear power?"
Kid: "Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question. Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why?"
Man: "I'm not sure."
Child: "So do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know sh*t?"