He was kidnapped, placed aboard a Trumpian space ship, injected with peculiar fluids that made him sleepy, and then probed with strange instruments. When released, his memory of the event seemed vague and dream-like, but there were a few odd scars on his body and he felt as if he somehow had been abused. The only way he knows to work off this feeling is to get in the tank for Trump 100 percent.
He was kidnapped, placed aboard a Trumpian space ship, injected with peculiar fluids that made him sleepy, and then probed with strange instruments. When released, his memory of the event seemed vague and dream-like, but there were a few odd scars on his body and he felt as if he somehow had been abused. The only way he knows to work off this feeling is to get in the tank for Trump 100 percent.
ReplyDeleteThat's the only possible explanation.
Yours Crankily,
The New York Crank